If I’m a ghost I’m not wasting any more time on those nitwits!
I know what you mean, got ideas as alternatives? I think what are the alternatives if you really are a poltergeist?,: haunting, pinching, tripping, making noise, throw a few things. Maybe meet up with some others like yourself and join forces perhaps taking turns haunting the Governing Body till they go absolutely bat shit crazy. I think I would like to do some traveling sneak on a jet travel around the world make new friends tell them about the Watchtower Governing gig a few of us spooks got going and invite them to do a little haunting of these guys because they deserve it because they are such self centered cruel mind control cult leaders that have a huge Karmic debt they need to pay off. Throw the fear of the devil into these Faithful and Discreet Slave imposters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poltergeist
In folklore and parapsychology, a 'poltergeist' (German for "noisy ghost" or "noisy spirit") is a type of ghost or spirit that is responsible for physical disturbances, such as loud noises and objects being moved or destroyed. They are purportedly capable of pinching, biting, hitting, and tripping people. Most accounts of poltergeists describe the movement or levitation of objects such as furniture and cutlery, or noises such as knocking on doors.
They have traditionally been described as troublesome spirits who haunt a particular person instead of a specific location. Such alleged poltergeist manifestations have been reported in many cultures and countries including the United States, India‚ Japan, Brazil, Australia, and most European nations. Early accounts date back to the 1st century.
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